WisDems: ‘I like long wanks in the woods’: Derrick Van Orden makes clear priorities during GOP government shutdown 

MADISON, Wis. — Yesterday, after 40 days of the US House being on vacation due to the GOP government shutdown, WisDems launched a mobile billboard calling out Derrick Van Orden for not doing his job and focusing on other priorities, like tweeting and “wanks in the woods.” Van Orden, whose votes for the Big Ugly Bill, and now his refusal to help open the government, has threatened health care ...